“Get Out Your Umbrella!”

I can help.

I’ve been blogging away and writing articles on this dang Internet for over 12 years. After all that time I still haven’t won a Webby, been featured in Wired magazine, or had a date with the HotForWords lady on Youtube.

Nope.

The only thing I can do is make boring articles get off their ass, feel the beat, jump out on the floor, and start dancing!

Sure, you can spin an article more times than 100 washing machines in the laundromat down the street–the one where you met that brown-haired girl who you liked because you both listen to Wilco and like reading Gawker.

But original, interesting copy keeps people on the page and then…

…they buy.

And if you’ve tweaked your SEO right–so that Uncle Google, Aunt Bing and cousin Yahoo are happy–lots of people will come to your dance party.

Traffic plus great copy = conversions.

At that point, get out your umbrella.

Because it’s about to rain.

Now, you don’t know me any better than that lady upstairs with the cats who always smells like onions.

Recently I’ve been writing tons of articles for marketers selling everything from electrician services to Dolce & Gabbana perfume. Here is some feedback I’ve received:

Wow, that’s good feedback–I’ve haven’t been this excited since I bought 3,000 David Beckham bobble-heads for half price at Groupon.

You get original, unique articles in clear English, SEO-optimized and free of spelling and grammatical errors. I love research! It allows me to write well on a variety of subjects.

You benefit because your articles will have an interesting narrative that will keep your web visitors on-site and ready to buy your products and services.

I feel it’s important we make sure we are both right for a project before money transfers hands (sounds like an episode of NCIS/ Los Angeles).

So tell me what your needs are below and then I’ll get in touch with you within 24 hours to let you know my experience in that niche, your project quote, and we’ll get started from there.

If I’m not right for your assignment I can refer you to another great writer.

	Original- articles are written to your specs and keyword requirements.
	Speed- fast turnaround is vital to your success. I write quickly and accurately.
	Quality- well written copy that makes you look good. Check out my sample articles.